The classic ‘Before’ picture in an Oil of Olay advert.
‘I drank from the Warrioress cup…’
This old biddy of mine’s wearing a bit thin…
Sodding Time Lord regalia … could I just have a leather jacket?
And still people wonder if I’m the Virgin Queen.
Virgin on the ridiculous
One simply cannot do Panto nowadays without incurring the Wrath of the Internet.
Alternatively …
Grayson Perry, I will never believe your Dress Code Rules again!
‘It was the only way to snog, marry & avoid myself without arousing suspicion…’
“Hmmm. Maybe I won’t be taking any more selfies”
In later regenerations, I become John Hurt. Or a naked civil servant. Or John Hurt playing a naked civil servant. Or was the naked civil servant playing John Hurt?
Or were we all characters in a Kurosawa movie? We’re all stories in the end.
Why not be honored by the Motion Picture Academy, instead of merely just nominated twice?
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Woolf, Virginia? If I could be half the man she is …
Hey Orlando, Florida’s looking pretty good these days. Space Florida.
Twelfth Doctor to the War Doctor: Foo! And I thought it was bad when I regenerated into Lucius Caecilius!
‘I’m the bloody Queen, mate!’
The classic ‘Before’ picture in an Oil of Olay advert.
‘I drank from the Warrioress cup…’
This old biddy of mine’s wearing a bit thin…
Sodding Time Lord regalia … could I just have a leather jacket?
And still people wonder if I’m the Virgin Queen.
Virgin on the ridiculous
One simply cannot do Panto nowadays without incurring the Wrath of the Internet.
Alternatively …
Grayson Perry, I will never believe your Dress Code Rules again!
‘It was the only way to snog, marry & avoid myself without arousing suspicion…’
“Hmmm. Maybe I won’t be taking any more selfies”
In later regenerations, I become John Hurt. Or a naked civil servant. Or John Hurt playing a naked civil servant. Or was the naked civil servant playing John Hurt?
Or were we all characters in a Kurosawa movie? We’re all stories in the end.
Why not be honored by the Motion Picture Academy, instead of merely just nominated twice?
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Woolf, Virginia? If I could be half the man she is …
Hey Orlando, Florida’s looking pretty good these days. Space Florida.
Twelfth Doctor to the War Doctor: Foo! And I thought it was bad when I regenerated into Lucius Caecilius!