“Jon thinks he’s so bloody clever. ‘I’ve got range’ he says, ‘I’m not just some madman in a box’. ‘I’m now playing a scarecrow’ he says. A scarecrow??!? What’s so bloody hard, standing in a field and ARGH MY EYES!”
‘I’m trying out decorative vegetables, Romana. Hmmm… perhaps I’ll make a spinach sash next… or maybe a brussels sprout brooch.’
Tom demonstrates the most reliable system of spoiler prevention he’s ever come across – ramming live vegetation into his eyeballs.
Oh great! First I turn into a cactus, and now THIS!
“Jon thinks he’s so bloody clever. ‘I’ve got range’ he says, ‘I’m not just some madman in a box’.
‘I’m now playing a scarecrow’ he says. A scarecrow??!?
What’s so bloody hard, standing in a field and ARGH MY EYES!”
‘I’m trying out decorative vegetables, Romana.
Hmmm… perhaps I’ll make a spinach sash next… or maybe a brussels sprout brooch.’
Tom demonstrates the most reliable system of spoiler prevention he’s ever come across – ramming live vegetation into his eyeballs.
Oh no, he’s turning into a Krynoid.
“Hey! Who turned out the lights?”