Crazy Captions 80 (thanks to Bluesqueakpip)

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  1. “You don’t like my ruffled shirt? Listen, I’ve been to the future and seen you in your United Colours of Benneton outfits, and believe me, ruffled shirts will stand the test of time, unlike that unspeakable Dalek fashion catastrophe!”

  2. “Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under.

    You’re not going to exterminate anyone today. You aren’t going to invade. Instead you’re all going to go outside and do country dancing and you’ll be embarrassed that you can’t skip properly and even though skipping is ridiculous you’ll have to skip all through the day just to get it right.

    Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.”

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