Crazy Captions 24 (thanks to @Bluesqueakpip)



  1. “Sylvester – of all the Doctors regenerations, I think you’ll find that I’ve drawn the definitive ‘short plank’ in the lottery.”

  2. [high-pitched scream off camera]
    [door slam and clattering-heels running, with shrieking continuing – all noises fading into distance]

    “Excellent” said the Doctor.

    “Hopefully this mask has put the shits up Bonnie enough for her to fuck right off”

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