While @PhaseShift was keeping things short and simple, I was working on this long response.

I guess I like to keep things simple.  My feeble brain has enough work to do keeping what happens in the […]

@bluesqueakpip is quite right. Talking to yourself (even on the internet) should be considered the first sign of madness.

I could take you through why this isn’t a problem in the context of the long […]

I think you’re missing the point here. Let’s summarise the pattern, just in case @PhaseShift or any of the other mods need to cast an eye.

You’ve joined up and immediately posted on ‘Peter Capaldi […]

Disho, you’re confusing the *actor*with the *character* he or she is playing.

Merriam-Webster defines actor as “one who represents a character in a dramatic […]

Nice try. Wrong Doctor Who forum.

Please check out our mission statement: “theories more insane than what’s actually happening”.

We would be deeply interested in your theory as to why the Doctor […]