12 comments

1. If you don’t stop invading Earth, I’m going to show you an entirely new way of using my Sonic Screwdriver.

2. ‘Yes, the Tardis landed on your flowerbeds.  And no, I don’t care.  Next question?’

3. Oy! Fork this! Fork that! Go & fork yourself! A right good forking, mind! (I’m afraid your lawn needs ariating…)

4. Hello, I’m the Doctor. And don’t ever call me English again.

5. Your soil pH levels are frankly atrocious. My fist. Your face.

6. The Doctor did it, in the garden, with the Sonic Screwdriver.

    

7. This time, my box – your bed.

   Next time…

8. No ‘Spin Doctor’ jokes, or I’ll garotte you with my scarf.

9. Umm. Just now sure about the colour scheme..

10. [not a caption, just an observation]

    eeeuuww, I really hope they don’t go with that whole ‘grand-dad’ sweater costume.  And as @janetteB says, the colour scheme is a bit, erm, grey.  Just the antidote required, I presume, for the 6th Doctor, but still …

11. @Shazzbot –

    I entirely agree about the sweater, but I’m all for bringing back the scarf!

12. please delete if I’m veering off too far off topic, but

    my immediate first thought as an American was

    “You put the ruby slippers WHERE?”

    @Shazzbot, the sweater’s a just blatant attempt to appeal to Mr. Rogers fangirls and fanboys everywhere.

    (as in Fred Rogers, cardigan-wearing host of the long-running PBS children’s show Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Or, if CBBC had broadcast it, Mr Rogers’ Neighbourhood.)