I have updated my Haiku to include 13…
Who Haiku (Or the Hairdresser’s Guide to the Whoniverse)
1. His white hair brushed back
Travelling with granddaughter
In a stolen box
2. Floppy mop of hair
Recorder played throughout time
Plus Highland piper
3. Silver curled dandy
Exiled to Earth and Unit
Driving in Bessie
4. Uncontrolled brown locks
Reverse the polarity
Long bright knitted scarf
5. A blond cricketer
Celery pinned to lapel
Air hostess along
6. Tight light curls and frown
On trial in Gallifrey
For OTT coat
7. Charming clown, dark hair
A question mark umbrella
And Ace companion
8. Long and tumbling waves
Poor film but great audio
Sensuous good looks
8.5 Beard, moustache, eyebrows,
Was warring with the Daleks
No more the Moment
9. Shorn northern Time Lord
Revived in leather jacket
And he rose again
10. Unruly haired Scot
A tenant of the Tardis
Timey wimey stuff
11. The long mane swept back
Fezzes and bow ties are cool
Raggedy Doctor
12. Tidy grey tresses
The impossible girl left
And River’s last night
13. Blond and a woman
Lucky thirteen will she be
About time lady
