Crazy Captions 67



  1. “Hello, Police? Yes, I fell off me bike and had to use the First Aid kit in this St Andrew’s box.

    It says on the door to call you and leave the key inside so… that’s why I’m calling – just to let you know.

    Me? No I’m fine thanks, just a graze.

    To be honest I’m just glad I found one of these boxes with some plasters and stuff – the last one I tried was huge inside, but the doctor and nurse were running out shouting about an invasion.”

  2. It was fortunate Peter Capaldi accepted the role, because the production team’s second choice for the Twelfth Doctor might have proven a bit controversial…

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