Theories even more insane than what's actually happening
Theories even more insane than what's actually happening
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‘Dunk it in the silo of Guinness and we’ll have a Chelsea Cocktail to remember.’
Celery gives you the power to duplicate yourself.
“Why does the celery always become bigger on the inside?”
“And now that I think about it, why am I talking to myself?”
Seems like the miniaturisation circuit is stuck again and the dulpication switch is on the blink. I really must see to that 500 yr service.
“Yeah its ironic; in my universe its parts of Peri that are enormous…”
‘Either we’ve shrunk, or this is a bumper crop…’
‘You should see the marrows…’
‘Now we measure it, take it to pre-destruction Logopolis, and they help us fix the chameleon circuit so that we can disguise the TARDIS as a decorative vegetable.’