So I rewrote the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air song except with time travel and nuclear physics jokes. Enjoy.
now this is a story all about how my timeline got flipped turned up side down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and I’ll tell you how I fixed a universe while scared. In west philadelphia born and raised on science lab was where I spent most of my days, chilling out maxin relaxing all cool observin’ uranium effects after school when a couple of neutrons who were up to no good, started makin trouble under the hood. I got in one little meltdown and the alarms blared and the universe said “you’re movin’ out of here to time travelers lair.”
Doo,do-doo do, d-do-doo
I begged and pleaded with them day after day but he locked my suitcase and I was here to stay. He gave me a list aswell as a ticket so I turned on my walkman and said “might as well kick it”. First class time travel yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people outside of time livin like? Hmmm.. this might be alright. But wait I hear their prissy, doctors, all that. Is this the type of place where they just take this cool cat?I don’t think so. I’ll see when I get there. I hope they’re prepared for the guy who got scared.
Well the time machine landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop with my name out. I aint trying to get erased from existence yet. I just got here! I sprang with quickness like lightning and disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “Dr. Who” and it has dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was queer. But I thought “Nah forget it”-“Yo take me outta here”I pulled outta the timeline after fixin’ it mate and I yelled to the cabbie “Yo home, see ya later” I looked at my time machine I was always supposed to be here. To sit in my time machine as the traveler that’s scared.
