I’ve been wondering – with all that regenerating, how come Gallifrey doesn’t have a problem with rampant identity theft?
For example –
Person walks up to bank Teller:
Person: Hi, I’m The Plumber. I’d like to withdraw $500 from my account. [Yeah, I’m a ‘Murican. Get over it.]
Teller: ID please.
Person: Here you go. (shows ID)
Teller: This doesn’t look like you….
Person: Well – I stepped in front of a bus and had to regenerate. You know how that goes.
Only it turns out “The Plumber” is actually The Mugger and he stole The Plumber’s ID.