Theories even more insane than what's actually happening
Theories even more insane than what's actually happening
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How long have you been The Queen, Boy?
Strax: I am Commander Strax of the Sontaran Empire – who are you and are you empowered to give your planet’s surrender?
Charles: Well, I am the Commander-in-Chief, Admiral of the Fleet and Marshal of the Royal Air Force…
Strax: hmmph – ok, I will accept your surrender, but your obsequious retinue will be slaughtered.
@Whisht – and that ‘obsequious retinue’ must include Danny Cohen, the Toothpaste Man of Prince Charles’ retinue (or is he the Loo Roll Man?). May his slaughter be devastating and entertaining in equal measure.
I speak not knowing much more than @JimTheFish ‘s comment that one said D Cohen killed Coupling. But for that alone, he deserves Sontaran annihilation.
“Really – I don’t think these BBC special effects are that good at all. I mean, look at those ears – laughable”, said Strax.
**@Phaseshift – hey, no need for that.
Harry wasn’t there.
Some of one’s closest friends are potatoes…
No, this isn’t the first time one has had a chat with a potato. It is, however, the first time the potato answered back.
@Bluesqueakpip – You can claim the £5. 🙂
Strax: “Yes, your highness. I was part of a clone batch. But no, that doesn’t make me a GMO.”
Strax: “If you take one of my eyes for your Highgrove organic garden, Girl, I will crush the life force from your worthless human body and the glorious Sontaran Empire will destroy your damp, dreary island.
But first, I hear you have a grandchild. I have gene-spliced myself for all nursing duties, I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid. I am at your service for nursemaid duties, Ma’am.”