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1. Oh great! First I turn into a cactus, and now THIS!

2. “Jon thinks he’s so bloody clever. ‘I’ve got range’ he says, ‘I’m not just some madman in a box’.

   ‘I’m now playing a scarecrow’ he says. A scarecrow??!?
   What’s so bloody hard, standing in a field and ARGH MY EYES!”

3. ‘I’m trying out decorative vegetables, Romana.
   Hmmm… perhaps I’ll make a spinach sash next… or maybe a brussels sprout brooch.’

4. Tom demonstrates the most reliable system of spoiler prevention he’s ever come across – ramming live vegetation into his eyeballs.

5. Oh no, he’s turning into a Krynoid.

6. “Hey! Who turned out the lights?”