@pedant – “You are a puss-filled bubo with all the charm of a hungover bison”

… I didn’t know you were present when I took my wedding vows?

Well to be – ahem – pedantic a Chekhov’s Duck is s Checkhov’s Gun that looks exactly like a Chekhov’s Gun, and also walks and talks like one.

So I believe you are describing the Chekhov’s Duck Ploy – deploying […]