Theories even more insane than what's actually happening
22 July 2013 in Caption competitions, 10 comments
‘It’s done. Yeah, Mark. Nobody expected ‘The Fall of The Eleventh’ to be an insurance scam…’
‘Yeah, Mark, everything’s fine. Matt’s just practising the bit where the Doctor regenerates into a Black Labrador…’
I don’t know why he’s not regenerating! I only shot him once!
“What do you mean we still need him to shoot the Christmas Special? Oh. Regeneration scene. Yeah. Do we still have that Colin Baker wig in the cupboard?”
hissed the Zygon.
oops, meant to say Spoilers for the 50th.
‘So I started crying… weeping like a baby… and I said to him, I said, ”If I can’t have you, nobody can!!!”. And then I got so bloody angry that I inflicted my Venusian-Death-Pinch on him… and that was that…..! What the Hell are we going to do?!?’
“Yes, celery. No, I’m not sure why, but he keeps mumbling he needs celery.
No…. no, I’m not sure if Americans call it something different….. no, no, he’s not glowing yet, so we have time, but I need celery. Where the hell am I gonna get any celery???!!??”
“A Bloody Mary???!!! Of course!
Mark – you’re a genius, thanks.
well……. yes….. yes.. ok, i’ll get you one too.”
‘Hello, put me on to The Papal Mainframe? Thanks. Your Holiness? All your worries are over…..’
‘The view from down here’d be more interesting if Moff was wearing a skirt’.
River kissed him again!
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