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Cool menu. I love walnuts and pecans, and barbecued pork sounds yum! As for the ‘spork’, it was just a cute malaprop idea.

I also have an idea for a Doctor Who/Hellgirl crossover. Sixie is investigating some disappearances in Japan and rumors about a mysterious website that you can access only at the stroke of midnight to seek your revenge.

I think someone would send Sixie to hell. Perhaps someone close to him.

The hell-vision would start in the TARDIS with Nyssa and Tegan sobbing, and Sixie gets a sudden flood of old grief, letting out an anguished “ADRIC!”

Nyssa and Tegan’s sobbing suddenly changes to giggling. Then they start comforting Sixie, with Tegan saying “That’s alright, Doctor, you can’t always win” and Nessa saying “Now how about a cup of cocoa…” Then morphing first into Honne Onna’s civilian form Sonne Anna and continuing “…or a slice of chocolate cake?” While about a third her face morphs into bone, along with one arm and hand.

Sixie reacts with “Sonne Anna… No… BONE WOMAN!”

Then Ren is wearing Five’s cricket uniform and hugging Peri, who says “Why can’t you be him? Why did he have to die?” And Ren says “I think the ladies prefer me!” Then Wannudo dresses up like Four – complete with scarf and says “I’m also quite popular! Have a jelly baby!” He hands Sixie one, and it gets a scary face and snaps at him.

Then maybe Sixie tries to run away, but Mel straps him to the exercise bike and then starts growing to giant size and stuffing Sixie into a blender with loads of carrots and he tries to pedal away from the whirling blade. As he’s pulled closer and closer to the vortex, he sees a vervoid, which suddenly grows new heads and starts singing “Mean Green Mother From Outer Space” and then yelling “I. AM. BAAAAAD!” Before swallowing Sixie.

As he’s falling into the vervoid abyss, he sees Enma Ai, aka Hellgirl, in her beautiful, creepy moving pattern kimono. She says “Oh pitiful shadow, who wanders through darkness, looking down on others and causing them pain. Oh damned soul, drowning in sin… Care to give death a try?”

With that, Sixie stands up and shouts “In fact… I have died MANY TIMES! So WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

Then when he wakes up in the boat, he gets up and says”Ah. How appropriate. Punting down the River Styx. So, what, pray tell, will my fate be? Poked by pitchforks? Laying down in mire? Being cast into the lake of fire? A toothache all over my body? I’ll bet you’ve never had a toothache like that before. Oh, that reminds me. Will I have my teeth forcefully extracted for LYING?”

Ai simply tells him that”This is revenge. I shall ferry you to hell.”

He starts demanding to see her boss because he doubts that she’s the mastermind. Soon, he is taken to the Hell Spider, and shouts”I should have KNOWN! I thought I’d ridden the galaxy of the spider scourge long ago. Apparently I was mistaken. Well, this isn’t the first time I went through hell to get rid of your kind, and THIS TIME, I will MAKE SURE YOU ARE WIPED OUT FOR! GOOD!”

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Well, if Androgums aren’t total gluttons, I imagine this child, maybe aged 8-12, is just kinda stupid or would at least come off that way. Like, I imagine she’d hear someone mentioning the ‘cream filling’ in a Dalek, and that would pique her interest – especially after she’s snarfed down some Hostess cupcakes or something similar. And I imagine she’d also be caught reaching into a cockatiel’s cage and Sixie would initially mistake her for trying to eat the birb. Turns out that the cockatiel, which everyone thinks is male, has laid an egg, and she wants to scramble and eat it, or at least boil it for a sandwich.

I think she’d also make weird food combos, like if visiting Japan, she’d try – and like – strawberry-dipped crepe filled with mustard and pickles or spaghetti. She’s also dying to try what she keeps calling ‘spork’ due to a language barrier or just mishearing things. I imagine she’d also try attracting some ants (preferably red ants) to custard for some extra zip.

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@ps1l0v3y0u

No. Androgum. Like the people from “The Two Doctors”.

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I really like Sixie because he’s so honest and can be quite the pushover – especially if you can make the best chocolate cake in the universe. He’s not going to spare a companion’s feelings near as much as Fiver did, I think.

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I’m fine with bats as long as they’re not in the house, and I imagine Androzani is rabies-free.  I wonder if Sixie would be understanding about my balloon phobia though, since I am quite open about it. He’d probably find my views rather repulsive though since they’re rather American. I’m rather centrist. I’d accept his views and would be happy if he simply accepted mine and realized that we probably both want what’s best for everyone even if we have different ways of going about it.

I like Sixie’s wacky clothes – the epitome of tacky – and his voice makes me think of Granny Smith apples, or maybe some gravy. Weird, I know.

I also have this idea where he somehow picks up an Androgum child who would be, personality wise, a lot like Nana from Elfinlied. This twelve-something Androgum girl would have no fear, be a constant danger to herself, and she would think Daleks might be tasty, even thwacking an overturned unlucky Dalek with a metal pipe or a stick and yelling “CREAM-FILLING! CREAM FILLING! COME OUT! I WANNA EAT YOU!” She’d also be obsessed with her desire to taste ‘spork’ though she would also like ice cream and pickles. Sixie would have to tell her “No! You do NOT eat that!” when she does things like reaching into a parrot’s nesting box for eggs, and almost getting bitten by the mother. She would be nice enough, but a real handful. She’d rather not return to her home since it doesn’t have good foods like spaghetti or pizza.

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@ps1l0v3y0u

A pity… You should check it out on the Archive. Even has AI upscaled episodes. Very good series, especially if you like urban fantasy.

I also wonder what the other classic Doctors would have done to Adam. Like, would One have imprisoned him in the TARDIS or marooned him like the Monk? Which Classic Doctor would be the most lenient, and which one the most brutal? And would Peri convince Sixie to allow Adam to continue traveling with them? I imagine Sixie would give him quite the earful though. Been rather fascinated by the thought for years now.

And Demona is a gargoyles who turns into a human during the day and has a hatred for humans that would make her almost Dalek-like. I wonder if Three’s Venusian Akido would subdue her. I imagine he would be quite disturbed.

And I wonder if Sixie is patient with people who have phobias. Mine are balloons (unless they are foil or filled with water) and getting too near a car battery that’s being charged or jumped. Has to do with a warning my dad gave me when I was very young, stating that if it exploded, my face would be ruined forever, or something in that vein. Some other phobias perhaps, like a bat getting into my room at night. Though the TARDIS would be safe since it doesn’t have bats. Except for maybe Cricket bats.

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@ps1l0v3y0u I wonder if Xanatos would recognize Two’s deviousness, and if Demona would stand a chance against him.

Also, would Two have marooned Adam, or would he have been nicer?

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@ps1l0v3y0u

The very same. I imagined this scenario where the Gargoyles wake up to the Second Doctor jumping back, catching a fright, and muttering “Oh my… Giddy AUNT! I thought you were weeping angels!” Then he leans on the rail and lets out a big exhale of relief. Jamie asks what the weeping angels are, and The Doctor gives him a short answer like, they’re terrible beasts that eat people’s time.

Also… Akido? Was watching Inferno and could have sworn it was karate, but you could be right.

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Been working on some ideas for a Gargoyles/Doctor Who crossover. Dunno if I should just pick one Doctor or have multiple visits, confusing the hell out of the Manhattan Clan.

 

The Second Doctor is rather underused and underrated, would have loved to be a companion of someone like him – just wandering around the galaxy and seeing the sights and having some fun.

Three would be fun too, but would his Venusian Karate have any effect on Demona, or on Owen. Four is cool too, but he’s used a lot. Of course it would be funny to see how Bronx reacts to K-9, and maybe some scenes with Leela trying to figure out earth tech.

Five would be probably cute but kinda bland in some ways, though there’s potential for some cute scenes between him and Lexington.

Sixie would be very likely to run his mouth – even at Xanatos and Demona. It would be funny to see the way the characters react to his clothes, and I wonder if he could out-Xanatos the Xanatos.

I’m sure all the Doctors would compare Demona to the Daleks, and Xanatos to the Master or the other Time Lords.

Which one should I use though?

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I wonder how the previous and subsequent Doctors would have handled Adam Mitchell if they had encountered him instead of the Ninth Doctor.

I imagine the First incarnation would drop him off to live in medieval times and possibly come back when he ‘learnt his lesson.’ Would the Second Doctor give Adam a choice, and tell him that he would likely not be happy on earth, but he’s very welcome to live with Two and his travelling companions (after the answering machine is dealt with of course)? Then there’s also the question of what his fate would be when Two gets forced to regenerate. Ow.

Would Three haul Adam to Unit and basically tell him it’s either that or human guinea pig? And would he forgive Adam eventually, even letting him travel with Three and Jo Grant, and Sarah Jane?

And would Four do something that would possibly make Nine shudder? Because I could imagine Four doing something extremely harsh and psycho. And would Five show a rare burst of anger and maroon Adam on a primitive planet? Five can’t be all sweetness even though he is quite boyish and soft.

Would Six be convinced to go easy (thanks to Peri), but watch Adam like a hawk? And what would Seven do? The thought is kind of scary since Seven is quite cold. Then there’s a good chance Ace would give Adam a good sound kick where it hurts. Maybe Seven would also spam him with finger-snaps far more than Nine had.

And Eight? Would he be more gentle, or extremely harsh? His voice as well as the stories of his I’ve listened to suggest he’s much softer and very agreeable, but I imagine he has a dark side of his own.

As for subsequent Doctors… I could imagine Ten plunking Adam somewhere in public, in front of cameras and everything, and snapping his fingers before giving him a cheery ‘toodles’ and leaving. Maybe Eleven would be somewhat nicer and kind of waffle about doing anything that would scare Adam, and Twelve… hard to say what he would do. Same for Thirteen.

Am I right? Or what are your theories on how they would treat him? Mind you I have read the comic he was in where he tried taking revenge on all the incarnations of The Doctor. Very bittersweet ending. Also quite a powerful shot of Eleven hanging his head when Adam calls him out for how he treats his companions.

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